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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 21:26

What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

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Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

Why am I tired all the time?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

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Dr No

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever